Agatha All Along

‘Agatha’ a good witch, I mean watch, for spooky season

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Hey sci-fi fans! Is it just me, or is there nothing groundbreaking or earth-shattering on TV or the movies lately? I think the last movie I saw in the theater was “Deadpool & Wolverine.” I really wanted to love it, but I didn’t. That’s all I will say about that mess.

Let’s talk about “Agatha All Along,” the newest Marvel series on Disney+. I love Kathryn Hahn, but I’ve never been a huge fan of witches or witchy things. I blame it on the creepy witches from my childhood, like the Wicked Witch of the West and Witchie-Poo from “H.R. Pufnstuf.” I used to have recurring nightmares about being kidnapped by witches. Movies like “The Blair Witch Project” didn’t help.

I am fine with non-threatening witches like Samantha from “Bewitched” and Kiki from “Kiki’s Delivery Service,” but Agatha Harkness – the evil, dog-killing Agatha Harkness from “WandaVision” – is not a nice witch. Is she irredeemably evil in the spinoff series? That remains to be seen. There are three episodes left. I’m wondering if we will yet see a redemption of this villain, a la “Loki.”

If you’ve not watched the first six episodes, you may want to come back after you’re caught up – there are some spoilers after the photo.

It seems Agatha is an LGBTQ character, of note because we rarely see lesbian characters on Disney+ but when we do, they’re witches (in “Acolyte” and “The Owl House”). I’m not sure what to make of that. Is Disney testing the waters? Maybe if audiences accept villainous main characters who are queer, they’ll branch out to queer main characters who aren’t villains? Hmm.

Joe Locke (who stars in the series “Heartstopper”) plays a character known for the first few episodes as a guyliner-wearing teenager referred to simply as Teen because someone put a spell on him so he wouldn’t reveal his identity.

I thought he was going to turn out to be Agatha’s long-lost son Nicholas, but no. He has now been outed (see what I did there?) as none other than Wanda Maximoff’s son Billy! Well, not none other. He’s the spirit of Billy Maximoff inhabiting the body of William Kaplan. Such a great twist, and one I did not see coming, as I did not read the comics. Oh, and he is also gay. In the comics and in the series.

I am happy for all the queer fans who are finally getting more representation in the MCU, but it’s been a long time coming. Better late than never, I guess.

I’m enjoying the series more than I thought I would. It has a great cast which also includes Aubrey Plaza, Debra Jo Rupp, and Patti LuPone; and it’s Halloween-y in a fun way, and not a super-scary way. (Or maybe witches aren’t as scary to me now that I’m not 6?)

Another fun note: The Witches’ Road song is brought to you by the songwriting duo (Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez) who did the tunes from the “Frozen” movies – and now that you know, you’ll be able to tell when you hear it.

In other Marvel news, I’m looking forward to 2025, when “Captain America: Brave New World” (Feb. 14) and “Thunderbolts” (May 2) will finally be in theaters. I love Florence Pugh and based on the trailer, it seems she is the main character, so I’m here for it! Observe.

Well, that’s all I have to say for now. Until next time!

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Sci-fi sequels, prequels, remakes, and reboots …

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The movies I’m talking about today are my husband’s picks. They’re sequels or prequels to some of his favorite series, which are themselves remakes or reboots of series from the ’70 or ’80s, so us Gen Xers started watching them when we were kids.

First up is “Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.” I went into this with low expectations, as I did not love “Mad Max: Fury Road.” I normally like postapocalyptic stuff, but not this subgenre which seems to be revenge-flick/car-chase-movie-but-with-monster-trucks.

I do love Charlize Theron though (who was in “Fury Road”), and Anya Taylor-Joy did an amazing job playing the younger version of Theron’s character, the titular Furiosa. With a prosthetic nose, Chris Hemsworth was unrecognizable – and also amazing – as Dementus, the warlord of a biker gang.

I liked this more than “Fury Road,” if only because I was able to follow the plot better this time. I was on the edge of my seat the entire 148 minutes, which I guess is a good sign – if you’re the type of person who likes experiencing anxiety for fictional characters. There’s a lot of torture and other gross stuff that inspires disgust and dread (and I think that’s probably the goal here). Despite knowing Furiosa had plot armor, it was intense and suspenseful. I admit that’s better than watching a movie where you don’t care what happens to the characters, but I was relieved when it was over.

George Miller is a skilled filmmaker; he brings you right into this cruel and gritty futuristic world. The problem is that I don’t want to be there.

I felt the same way about “Dune: Part Two.” The cast is wonderful (I love Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet), the cinematography makes you feel like you’re in Arrakis – suffering with them. It is emotional and dark and not a place I want to be for 166 minutes.

Like “Furiosa,” it’s unsettling and creepy. If you compare “Furiosa” and “Dune” to say, the “Guardians of the Galaxy” movies, which are also violent and sometimes dark, at least the Guardians series is balanced with lighthearted, hopeful moments, connection, and humor, whereas “Dune” and “Furiosa” are bleak and depressing.

Of course, I realize these movies aren’t trying to be Marvel movies. The new Dune films are directed by Denis Villeneuve, who has earned nominations and awards, but is not known for uplifting, feel-good movies. (And the books are bleak as well.)

My take is that real life is depressing enough. And I live in a hot desert; I don’t care to watch it onscreen. To make matters worse, we saw this in the theater and the electricity went out. We had to evacuate the building halfway through the film and didn’t get around to watching it again until a couple weeks later.

Another sequel to a movie franchise that began in the ’80s, “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire,” came out in March and we saw it in theaters. It was a little more fun than 2021’s “Ghostbusters: Afterlife,” maybe because we were just meeting the newer characters for the first time and now we “know” them. This time around, they’re in New York City, battling a powerful entity known as Garraka.

It’s not deep or earth-shattering; it’s Ghostbusters. But it’s entertaining enough and it’s less than two hours long (but not much less, at 115 minutes).

The fourth film in a franchise rebooted in 2011, “Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” takes place 300 years after the events of the previous film (“War for the Planet of the Apes,” 2017). This one was 145 minutes. Why are all these movies longer than two hours?

Even though the characters are mostly chimpanzees, it reminded me of “Furiosa.” Postapocalyptic worlds, kidnappings, revenge, etc. And again, it’s stunning and impressive. If you’ve seen any of these movies, you know the CGI looks convincing and real. I just wish they’d spent as much time and effort stitching up all the plot holes.

Another sequel coming up this summer is “Alien: Romulus,” the seventh movie in the Alien franchise. It is set between the events of the first two movies, “Alien” (1979) and “Aliens” (1986). It will be in theaters Aug. 16.

In yet more prequel/sequel/reboot news: The second season of “The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power” will be available on Amazon Prime on Aug. 29.

Season 2 of the other long blond wig show, “House of the Dragon,” will premiere on HBO on June 16.

Here’s hoping they start off with a bang instead of the slow burn that characterized their first seasons.

Over on Disney+, the miniseries “Agatha All Along” (a spinoff of the Marvel series “WandaVision”) will air the first two episodes on Sept. 18, with subsequent episodes released weekly.

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